2004 list by Phake Sampul

I not seen too many films, right?  But, like, you, John Topping, you are just like, what?  I look at your list and I'm like, what?  How could you like some of those films and not like others of those films?  I gotta just shake my head and say, what?  WHAT?

Anyways, here am all the films I seen this year:

Best Films of 2004
in order of how fucking awesome they are

The Village (M. Night Shamalamadingdong rocks!!!!)

Win A Date With Tad Hamilton!  (Kate Bosworth is the babe to end all babes!!!)

Alien vs. Predator (I jumped out of my seat!  to get some popcorn so I might have even missed the best part)

Against the Ropes  (Meg Ryan is like, ancient, but she's still a babe and a half)

Worst Films of 2004

Fahrenheit 9/11 (that fat bastard can suck my dick.  Bush is totally awesome!)

Garfield the Movie (the first half KICKED BUTT but then it got stupid)

Hotel Rwanda (so lame!  where do they come up with these ideas?)

Other films I saw that were, whatever

A Home At The End Of The World (a little too faggy)

I, Robot (pretty good acting)

Leminoy Snicker's A Seires of Fortunate Evens

My Baby's Daddy (runner up for best of year)

La Petite Lili (couldn't understand what they were saying;  french accents so thick they had to show what the words were)

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (got seasick and had to leave)